Thursday, May 14, 2009

Secret Admirer?

So I was browsing through my hotmail inbox today cause I was looking for something, and I found something that was quite amusing and interesting from years ago. Around April 2007 I got a random email from a person who's email was iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com, which certainly sparked my interest in reading junk mail. So since I haven't really blogged anything interesting or funny in awhile, I will post our email conversation.

lol i am glad you are moving on, it is a better waste of ur time. Hope you have fun stalking people.

You have to read from the bottom up, since the email thingy works that way when replying. So go to the bottom of this post and read up :P

bye forever,
the person who doesnt care.

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> Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 15:48:53 -0800
> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
> Subject: Re:
>
> Actually, I dont even know if I like you anymore, you are really good-looking, but you are kind of a jerk. Not just on e-mail, but in general. Sorry. This might be the last time you hear from me. But you know if you start being nicer any girl would be lucky to have you. I really liked you too. But I guess I was just going for your looks not your personality. But I hope you know I will always love you no matter what, but I guess I'm moving on....
>
>
> Bye for now,
> The person who will always love you
>
>
> On 12/3/07, billy fung wrote:
>
> not in my grade, then i obviously have no clue who you are since i dont talk to anybody but people in my grade. And if u are not in my school, i am not even remotely interested in who you are. i had thought u wouldve stopped and used ur time more wisely elsewhere.
> ________________________________
>> Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2007 16:28:52 -0800
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> I am not in your grade, and i may or may not go to your school.(Sorry can't say.)
>>
>> On 11/27/07, billy fung < tidal_blade64@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> hmm ok, are you in my grade? and do you go to my school?
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:14:16 -0800
>>
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> Trust me you talk with me. We talk on occasion, but it is only around once/twice a week
>>
>> On 11/26/07, billy fung wrote:
>> LOL, are you sure you are talking about the same person that i know? unless ur a guy, then i rarely even talk with girls..
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:17:13 -0800
>>
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> even though you don't know who i am its obvious because i flirt with you alot you just don't notice
>>
>> On 11/20/07, billy fung wrote:
>>
>> lollerskates, you cant expect somebody to like you if they dont know who you are. Anyways, i dont think you should really bother with me, i am not really looking for a relationship. I think your time would be better spent elsewhere.
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:42:22 -0800
>>
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> That's funny. See that's why I like you. Because you're so funny and sweet, (in your own way).
>>
>> On 11/19/07, billy fung < tidal_blade64@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> i think you are somebody with too much time on your hands.
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:05:36 -0800
>>
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> Okay Billy. But honestly that's wierd how you care. But whatever. And you are correct. (Obviously.)
>>
>> On 11/17/07, billy fung wrote:
>>
>> oh ok, well ill guess somebody would cant spell awkward, but then again i know im right haha
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:50:43 -0800
>>
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> Sorry, can't. Things would be to ackward. But if you guess, I can let you know.
>>
>> On 11/16/07, billy fung < tidal_blade64@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> nope, care to tell me?
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:01:33 -0800
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>> so can you guess who i am?
>>
>> On 11/15/07, billy fung < tidal_blade64@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> yes you are correct, nor do i care to bother with your childish ways.
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:35:35 -0800
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject: Re:
>>
>>
>> and whose fault is that billy? I like you! but you dont know who I am
>>
>> On 11/14/07, billy fung > wrote:
>> hmm i guess myself, cause i like myself! :D
>>
>>
>>
>> ________________________________
>> Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:15:58 -0800
>> From: iloveyoubillyfung@gmail.com
>> To: tidal_blade64@hotmail.com
>> Subject:
>>
>> guess who likes you

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those kinds of emails are quite weak and puellile. By rejecting that person, you did the right thing.

kwa said...

Laugh out loud!

Kamila said...

Well that's a little creepy.

Joel said...

haha that's hilarious.

Belle said...

So creepy. I totally would've wanted to know though.

Anonymous said...

in the convo you said "then i rarely even talk with girls.." why not billy? maybe you need to start talking to girls.

Anonymous said...

LOL, oh billy you heartbreaker, you

K L said...

lol !